The day Obama showed me the way and started the destruction of America

 It was a warm summer day at my hometown's Clat/Adams park.  Then the lowly state senator, Barry Obama visited on a campaign stop as he was running for U.S. Senate in Illinois.   He made his speech with it's secret message of Islamic radicalism and disarming America and forcing women that aren't hot to wear burqas.

 His message touched me in ways I'd never been touched.  Is there more to life than hedonism and golf and destroying America through Islamic radicalism?   Barry answered the question for me. The answer is no.  So I not only decided to play more golf and help Barry destroy America. I abandoned the secularity of Truth101 and THE ORACLE and embraced Obama's new way.  I became the spiritual leader and religious authority of Obamanism.

I know I've  been away a long time. I've been busy writing Fatwas and exorcising evil doers who are trying to save America like Daniel Issa and Eric Cantor from our conscience.  But know the work goes on in the service of Allah and Muhammad and His second coming, President Obama.

Truth101 The Merciless

Having been challenged to a duel by the outstanding and always entertaining blogger Whirling Dervish of the outstanding blog, Sleeping with the Devil, I am in a quandry.

How can I in good conscience lay one of my famous smackdowns on someone I agree with on virtually every issue of importance>

Would it be right of me, a kind and gentle ambassador to crush this pour guy's dreams of being as popular as me? 

My reputation precedes me as even the noted blogger Les of Rational Nation "refused to play my game" even though I wasn't playing one.  How could I put poor WD through the hell of my wit and wrath when apparently I don't even have to try. Unleashing my wit and wrath just happens to happen I guess.

Were WD a right wing, deluded and foolish republican this would be easy for me.  Were he a pseudo righty like our mutual friend Will "Take no Prisoners" Hart, who's big mouth started this and hurt poor WD's feelings, it would be easy to lay the smackdown.

 No. At this time I must be the bigger man. I must act like the ambassador all who know and respect me know I am.  I shall not at this time unleash my arsenal of, truth, wisdom and putdown on Whirling Dervish.  Even though he has dedicated his last three posts to unleashing his arsenal of copying stuff I did on me.  One of which I did read but unfortunately did not leave a comment on his blog which made WD sad.    I did not wish to make WD sad. I want to lift his spirits.  But sometimes other, more important things come up which take precedence over leaving a comment on even an outstanding blog like WD's Sleeping with the Devil.   In this instance I think there was a rerun of Big Bang Theory I'd only seen 37 times that I felt needed to be watched again rather than the almost as important task of leaving a comment on WD's outstanding blog.

So I'm sorry Whirling Dervish.  I must stay above the fray and not subject you to the pain of my wrath.  You're a fine man and the Left is fortunate to have you on it's side.    When I say you're "nuts" I do mean that in a good way.  Like Ralph Nader was nuts but remember we have safer cars and appliances for his nuttery.   Or a guy that's nuts for a "magnificent pair" as former Governor Mark Sanford was and still is I would hope.  If he's not he's nuts.

May God bless you Whirling Dervish. And may God bless America.

Big Boobs business primer 101

Understanding that we need a strong business base to grow our economy and contribute more revenue to keep our government functioning properly, I've decided to once again look into my own business venture.

Many who know me remember my professional wrestling promoting business.  While I regret not sticking with it, I am grateful for the valuable lessons it taught me.

An important thing for any business, start up anyway, is to have an idea that grabs attention.  Big boobs are attention getters.  Then you need a product which can seamlessly use the big boobs logically.  One does not want to just throw a pair of big boobs out there. You can look at them all day on the internet.  

And of course a witty slogan that everyone will remember and Jay Leno and others will use in monologues.   We all remember "plop plop,fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is."  A good catch phrase is always a good thing.  Sock it to me baby!  Even Nixon used that one.

Another important thing is the product must be something appealing to the hip and hip wannabes.  I am of course neither but I ain't buying this thing anyway.    Oakley sunglasses cost an arm and a leg.  But the hip and hip wannabes keep buying them.  That's just one example.

You want the product to be high grossing.  It doesn't have to be something we can't live without; remember the $200 Oakley sunglasses. They cost about 9 cents apiece to make in Vietnam.

So I come to this conclusion; I will look into manufacturing, or having slave labor in Vietnam anyway, manufacture headphones.  

Anyone who knows headphones has heard of Skulcandy.  A great name. What hip dude wouldn't want to wear some Skulcandy.  Skulcandys are expensive headphones that come in cool colors and have a picture of a skull on them.    A pair of Sony's sound just as good or better but they don't have a picture of a skull.  A no brainer decision for the hip. pay the extra $100 and get the pair in the cool color and picture of a skull.

Of course the novelty has worn off and now Skulcandy is struggling a bit.  I see an opportunity to unveil my product:

                                                       Big Boob headphones!

The advertising slogan is of course "Wrap a pair of Big Boobs around your head tonight!"

I promise to remember where I am from and won't go republican when the profits start rolling in.

 Not at first anyway.  

His Excellency; Ambassador Truth 101

 My kids thought this picture made look thoughtful and like an ambassador so I appointed myself as Ambassador of Blogistan.

  Henceforth I will be addressed as "His excellency, Ambassador Truth 101.

  Should President Obama appoint me to replace Susan Rice as U.N. Ambassador I will of course relinquish this important post which I proudly and humbly serve in order to advance the ideals of our Nation to the world.

 

  

Exploiting Haters For Better America

 A rich guy recently said he would put out ads rehashing the Obama, Reverend White thing from 2008.

   This was disavowed quickly but the point was made and it was free thanks to the media that covered it.

  The disavowal of course was bullshit.  Republican spinmeisters go out of their way to tailor the message so it appeals to bigots of all types. And it did serve another purpose for Romney and the boys.  Their disavowal gives them a talking point deluded fools like Silverfiddle, Dmarks and my closet liberal friend Will Hart can use to show Romney isn't a bigot or panderer to them.


  One of the old tricks in campaigning is to leak something negative and then get the candidate to disavow it.  This is always accompanied by a call for being civil and discussing issues.     It's difficult to fight this without looking like a whiner so the instigator gets a bunch of free press and the negative crap gets free play also.  

   While David Axlerod is a capable campaign manager this situation is best left to me.

  David, the key to this election is not independents.  For the most part independents are full of shit about their independence.   They lean one way or the other and their vote is predictable after a few simple poll questions.

  The key to a landslide for Obama is convincing the bigots that Obama is tougher on minorities than Romney will be.  And that should be easy.


   Somali pirates are black.  Bigots hate Blacks.  President Obama ordered the killing of black pirates.   Romney never had any black guys killed.  Bigots can trust Obama to kill Blacks more than they can trust Romney.


  Bigots don;t like Arabs either.   Obama is having Arabs killed right and left by drones.  He had Navy Seals kill the evil Arab Osama Bin laden.    Bigots can believe Obama sufficiently hates Arabs and will continue to have them killed.  Mitt Romney never had an Arab killed either.


  The real kicker here is Jews.  The right puts on this big show about loving Israel but they still don't like Jews.   No Jew will ever tell a bigot what to do.  Netanyahu won't tell President Obama what to do.   Mitt Romney used leverage (borrowing) to finance takeovers of companies that employed hard working white American Christians and shut them down.  Probably borrowed that money to put hard working white American Christians from Jewish bankers.  Snd Romney is a Mormon and everyone knows that's a cult cause Jimmy Swaggert said so.  And they don't drink.   We all wanted to have a beer with George Bush.  But that sissy, Jew loving, Black and Arab coddling Mormon Mitt Romney won't have a beer with us.    Screw him!     Vote for a real American that loves what we love and hates what we hate.    That guy is Barry Obama. 


   Glad to help out Mr. Axlerod.

Racer X Is As Bad As It Gets!

   I haven't seen the new Avengers movie but I can without question say this.  As bad as Thor and Hulk and Ironman think they are, the baddest cartoon dude there ever was is Racer X.

   Speed Racer was bad.  He kicked some ass.  Who could forget the epic brawl he had with Ton Blaggard's strong man "Tiny"?   I certainly do like it was yesterday.   Pops Racer, who was a former member of the East Side Grunters and Groaners Wrestling Club couldn't whip Tiny.

  Racer X could have though. 

  He could drive better than Speed or Dale Earnhardt or Richard Petty.

  He was a part time secret agent till he decided to quit racing and go full time.  Not because he wanted to be a full time secret agent. But because he wanted to see his little brother Speed be the best racer in the world.  As long as Racer X was racing Speed would have never been better than second best.


   No doubt John Shaft was a bad mother fu$ker.   Bruce Lee was the baddest man that ever lived.  But in the cartoon world, no man or woman is even in the same league of bad as Racer X.

The Young Ones Was The Best TV Show Ever

  Motorhead was the best metal band ever.  

  Lemi is my hero.